retiredprince:

person im having sex with: can you actually let me finish first this time?

me: i didnt cum to make friends, i came to win.

melanin-majestic:

treygotguap:

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

you-are-another-me:

subaquea:

ohmyfuckingoreos:

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

Its called cocaine

coke-dealer:

“It sucks when you’re so hurt that you have to be high, drunk or on drugs, so you can get on a higher level then the rest of the world just to smile. That’s what’s fucked up.”

— (via alkoholimblut)

purpleprosegang:

dadhopper:

elevenspower:

dadhopper:

She’s procrastinating

who

the girl reading this

Originally posted by speckledsnail